my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and I’m like this is a private residence if you don’t leave I will call the police
Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I’m not going to make it, but you laugh inside — remembering all the times you’ve felt that way.
Every time I think I’m done with the sprouse bros they pull me back in
One is never done with the Sprouse boys
Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with
This is like really sound advice though